POOP dis!

I was just chilling with a copy of Tatler (yeah, and what, like you don't keep up with where the Spencer-Churchills have been partying this month) when I came across an article. Actually, I didn't ejaculate - cos I was made impotent by rage by this piece by failed Sunday Telegraph editor Sarah Sands on POOPS - People Pushed Out Of Position. I hated this article because:

1/ It was supposed to make you feel sorry for the upper middle class cos they couldn't afford their own private plane.

2/ Said class were actually referred to as 'the middle class'.

3/ I am fed up with those stupid fucking acronyms for everything created on a weekly basis in the hope that someone can say 'I came up with that' like there's a real skill to finding four or more words with initial letters that themselves could add up to a word. I, for one, Can't Understand New Terminology. You get me?

4/ I hate posh women.

5/ In fact, I hate women

6/ Apart from the German Chancellor, Angela Merkel

7/ And Ferne Cotton

8/ Back to the subject...

9/ I also hated the fact that the entire reason for this supposed discontent was a feeling of social inferiority generated by nothing more than an inability to buy as much shit as other people

10/ Grrrr